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When I get time, I read or listen to music. If any is left, I blog!

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The Magic of One Liners! 
           One-liners are like Mesopotamian arches, built with bare minimum stones to span wide stretches and bear heavy loads! One-liners too are like them - fewer words, but strong enough to hold much, making us smile first, and then think!
           Here are a few.  If you have any more, send them to me please.
 
  • I used to be indecisive, but now I am not sure! 
  • The road to success is always under construction! 
  • I couldn't repair the brakes; so I made the horn louder! 
  • Virginity is like a soap bubble; one prick and it is gone! 
  • Impotence is nature's way of saying, 'no hard feelings'! 
  • Why take life seriously? Nobody gets out alive anyway! 
  • Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire! 
  • What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in it! 
  • Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock! 
  • When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded! 
  • One thing to remember about infant care is not to change a diaper midstream! 
  • Be nice to your kids, for they would be the ones to choose your nursing home! 
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!